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Grab Bag Feb 15, 2006 Quote of the Week:"Am I hot? Am I hot?"- spoken by a decidedly un-hot... |
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The Email Who Cried Wolf Feb 13, 2006 Years of exposure to the Internet has made me a four-star, raging pessimist. Not... |
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And the Beat Goes On... Feb 10, 2006 I have now been on crutches for over seven weeks - which works out to exactly one dog... |
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Ahoy Feb 7, 2006 A long time ago, in a Great Lake not so far away, my parents had a sailboat. A... |
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Driver's Ed Feb 4, 2006 Due to my recent condition, I've been forced to approach driving with a new angle... |
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And Now, For Something Completely Primal... Feb 1, 2006 There's something undeniably exciting about the female body - at least from the... |
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The Dead Pool Jan 29, 2006 Last year, on my old stomping grounds, I ran a dead pool. In brief, this is where... |
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Cute Baby 2.0 Jan 26, 2006 Being a thirty-something, divorced father-of-none, I'm deprived of one of the... |
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Stewart Gorman: Baseball Fan Jan 23, 2006 Stewart T Gorman, Jr. has shared more of his correspondence with me. I swear, the... |
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The Defense Rests Jan 19, 2006 Recently, my friend Paul at Long Shrift wrote about tribute albums. You know... |
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Movie Titles Jan 16, 2006 I wanted to revisit the concept of "Renaming a Movie To Go With The Poster/VHS/DVD... |
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Random Stuff Jan 13, 2006 - Discovering your DVD collection is somewhat sparse and overwatched is bad. ... |
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When It's Time To Relax... Jan 10, 2006 If you know me, you know I have an affinity for beer. No martinis, no scotch on... |
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Pain Is All In Your Mind Jan 8, 2006 A couple weeks ago, I prattled on about how I broke my foot, as well as the fact that I... |
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Encore! Jan 6, 2006 Yesterday, in Halberstadt, Germany, the second chord sounded during what is been touted... |
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The Unbelievably Expensive Man Dec 30, 2005 Remember the Six-Million-Dollar Man? Steve Austin, astronaut. A man barely... |
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Crash Test Dummy Dec 20, 2005 I just returned to the tundra after a long weekend in Phoenix - gambling... |
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via Email... Dec 14, 2005 I wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting to my friends, but it is so... |
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Body Language Dec 7, 2005 A while back, I prattled on about how an aging human body produces ever-increasing... |
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That's Gonna Leave A Mark Nov 27, 2005 Last week was the 20th anniversary of Joe Theismann's Leg. For those of you... |
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It's Flutie-Riffic! Nov 24, 2005 It's Thanksgiving! That most joyous of holidays, full of cheer, happiness... |
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Shopping Nov 21, 2005 I have several friends who have done grocery time. By that, I mean they spent... |
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Ice, Ice Baby Nov 17, 2005 Yesterday, I re-experienced that which drove me from Wisconsin in the first... |
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Stewart Gorman - Restauranteur Nov 14, 2005 Stewart T. Gorman, Jr. has supplied JAB.com with more of his correspondence. We... |
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Put Your Right Hand In... Nov 11, 2005 I believe I may have coined a new euphemism for male masturbation. Into the long... |
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From the Lemon to the Lime, to the P to the C Nov 8, 2005 I really don't mean to be politically-incorrect. Truthfully, I don't... |
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Odds and Ends Nov 1, 2005 Things I Heard People Say This Week"Don't worry about it. Just gob on a... |
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Observations Oct 25, 2005 - If you buy a lottery ticket and don't win, it's defective. You should... |
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At The Movies Oct 22, 2005 Last night, I watched L.A. Confidential for the first time. Yes, I know... |
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Sorry to Bother You Oct 15, 2005 The following is a transcript of an actual telephone conversation between myself and a... |
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The 2005 Ig Nobel Awards Oct 12, 2005 Science can be a funny thing. To prove it, the scientific humor mag Annals of... |
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Bottoms Down Oct 4, 2005 There is this notion that Milwaukee is a beer-drinkin' town. It's true... |
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Down The Tube Sep 27, 2005 Like most people, I grew up watching television. A LOT. Nary an evening... |
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Random Thoughts Sep 21, 2005 Please Don't Feed The Bears There's a new movie out called Grizzly Man about... |
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Stewart Gorman and Ronco Sep 18, 2005 More correspondence from the desk of Stewart T. Gorman... |
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